Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Married Men Don't Get Time Off For the Holidays
This is your Captain speaking…………….welcome aboard fuckers.
The title of this entry applies not just to married men, but to anyone living with a woman. So single guys listen up and if you don’t believe what I’m about to tell you, then just pull one of your married buds aside and run it by him.
We’re wrapping up the Holidays this week, and going back to Thanksgiving where I am fortunate enough to work for a company that still gives a 4-day weekend for Thanksgiving. That’s like a mini-vacation……..if you’re single. Those of you who have been or are married know what I’m talking about. You’re lucky if you can get a glimpse of the game on Thanksgiving.
Then on to Christmas and New Year’s which this year falls on a Friday which makes for back to back three day weekends!!!! That’s fucking awesome………..that is…………if you’re single.
When you’re married your time is not your own, between the douche bag family members you barely recognize and don’t really fucking like, all the running around, decorations, or whatever stupid-ass fucktard shit women like to do…………you’re lucky to get a few hours on Sunday evening to yourself.
I know sometimes when you’re single you look at married people, especially this time of year, and you somehow feel that you are missing out on something. That we have something that’s really special and you don’t.
Well………you’re FUCKING wrong. It is us married guys who are missing out. It is us who truly envy you and would gladly trade places.
It is us married men, who need to lay down the plans of our escape and be free to go our own way.
You’re now free to move about your 3-Day weekend……
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Ever had one of these christmas pussy cakes?
Today all the christmas food was bought, yummy!
I love British Christmas food; english sausages, taters, veggies, mince pies, stuffin, chicken and lots and lots of gravy!
Anybody ever had a Mince Meat pie?
They are delicious!
-But what are they filled with?
Christmas goodyness that looks like filét pussy, thats what…but damn does it taste good…
Tastes even better when hot… steamin… juicy…
Soon I am off to the Fried Rice Asian Christmas Party!
Hopefully that will be very fun, many of my friends will be there ^^
As you may have noticed my posts arnt very full the past days…inspiration has been bleak, hopefully the christmas weekend shall rejuvenate my body and mind.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Amrita cheating big cock of Shekhar
A little something about myself, my name is Amrita, I am a 29 year old from Pune, India.. I’m a very petite white woman about 5′7″ in my heels with deep dark black brown hair. I am obsessive about my body having battled extra pounds through my younger years. I now have a slim body due to all the Shekhare in the gym doing cardio.
My body is very curvaceous, 34D-24-32 and I get many looks that my husband gets very jealous about. My husband Raj and I met in college & were married 5 years ago. We have an average life and we hangout on the on the club scene a lot. I have always been very happy with our sex life until just a few months ago.
My husband Raj had been talking about having his high school buddy Shekhar come and stay with us. Raj and Shekhar were high school teammates on the football team. I didn’t know much about Shekhar, just that he was South Indian and a ladies man. Apparently he was a star running back and my husband was his quarterback and you know football players always get the girls.
I was not thrilled about this, I’ve never really liked any South Indian men that I have met. They all think they are thugs and are cocky because of their supposed large cocks. Raj finally talked Shekhar into coming out. Raj asked me to pick Shekhar up at the airport since he had to work on Friday til 4pm and the flight came in at 1pm.
I pulled up looking for a dark South Indian man not knowing much more. I wound up getting out of the car wearing my gym clothes having come from the gym. I decided to get out of the car and get a better look. I had on my tight workout pants showing off my ample ass & tight tank top that showed off my nice 34D’s.
Then he approached me with his very hip hop looking outfit, he introduced himself and gave me a look up and down. He gave me a hug as I rolled my eyes. We got into my car and he just kept talking about himself, of course. I could feel his eyes looking down my shirt. He was totally checking me out, I was disgusted.
We finally got back to the apartment and we talked some and I told him I was going to go take a nap before I got ready for the club. I was tired of being undressed with his eyes. Shekhar was nice enough but a total perve. He was even watching my ass as I walked to the bedroom. I was awoken to laughs and yelling from my husband and Shekhar.
I could hear Shekhar say ” Damn boy your girl is beautifuuuulll”. I went out the dining room and told Raj that we need to get ready its almost 7pm and we have to get to the city soon. We all started to get ready. I put on my newest teal dress that I bought this week. The neck plunged all the way down to the my belly button and showe off my piercing.
The dress was till my thighs. I love to dress up nice and slutty for the club. It makes me feel nice and sexy and its easy access for Raj when we get home. I had my makeup all done and put on my heels. We sat at a table playing truth or dare. Shekhar asked me, I responded dare knowing that he wanted to know if my tits were real.
I don’t like telling people normally. He then dared me to flirt with the bartender for free drinks. I opened the dress up in the front a little. I went over to the bartender who came right to me asking me what he could get for me. I twirled my hair and passed a naughty smile. I ordered all 3 of our drinks and I asked him how much. He replied “just keep coming back to me beautiful”.
I came back to applause from the table. Raj asked Shekhar truth or dare. He responded with dare. He said I want you to yell out the size of your limp dick. We all laughed. Shekhar yelled out “I’m 8 inches limp, and pleasure for the hoes when I’m not.” Raj and I called him a liar. I knew South Indian men were supposed to be big but that had to be lie.
Later on in the night Raj was loaded and was being a mean drunk like he can be at Shekhares. I asked Shekhar to dance since Raj wasn’t much of a dancer. Shekhar and I were out dancing on the dance floor between everyone. Shekhar was a great dancer, we were dancing to a bunch of hip hop and club music.
I love it when men can dance, we were grinding on each other and getting worked up. I saw he was getting excited and being curious so I rub up against his cock. I was shocked, I had to feel it again. I looked around but not seeing Raj held shekhar’s hand and took it over my waist. We were soon locked and pressed close together.
My tits pressed hard against his chest and his cock pressed firmly on her pussy. I was sure that Raj could not see use closely. We came more closer and rested my head on shekhars shoulders while he was kissing my neck. His hands slowly went up and felt my tits from the side and I just held him tighter,
we were both moving in slow fucking motion soon I was facing the wall and he held me from behind and his cock was deeply planted into my ass. He was massaging my ass from outside and I was just loving it. In a short while shekhar took my hand and had me put it behind my ass then he grasped from outside and pressed his cock on my hand.
I slowly started touching his big cock and stroked it through his jeans while moving my ass in a dry fucking motion.We kept grinding on each other and he kept rubbing my ass on it. I could hear breathe deep. He was so turned on, as was I. As the song ended we went back to check on Raj. Security was kicking him out for being too drunk and passing out.
Shekhar grabbed him and through Raj over his shoulder after taking off his shirt so Raj wouldn’t puke on his shirt. I was amazed at Shekhar’s physique. He had the body of a God, he had tattoos all over his arm and chest. I was definitely more turned on than I had ever been. Raj was in the back seat.
I was pissed at him already so I told Shekhar just to throw him back there and I wasn’t going to deal with him tonight. Shekhar was able to drive since he only had a few drinks. I had about the same but being half his size. Raj passed out before we got on the bridge. While going over the Sancheti bridge, Shekhar told me about how he had never danced with such a sexy woman.
I told him that I had never danced with a man that could move like that. Shekhar then reached over and touched my left nipple through my dress. My pussy was dripping wet, he then touched my other nipple. I glanced back to see Raj passed out. All I could think of was the size of his cock when were dancing. I took his hand sucked on his thumb.
I pushed his hand between my legs. He slipped in one of his fingers then two. I then took his hand and sucked my juices off his fingers. I loved seeing his dark hands on my tanned white body. We hit some traffic and we started making out. He was such a great kisser. I reached for his pants. I undid his belt buckle and then his zipper never breaking our kiss.
He looked up while working through the traffic. I rubbed the enormous bulge in his boxers. He said “I saw the disbelief in your face when I yelled it out to the bar. You gonna believe it now”. I unbuttoned the button on his boxers and out sprung this large organ. His cock was 9″ and as thick as my wrist. He wasn’t even fully hard. I let out a gasp in surprise.
He said “do you believe”? I told him “I believe”. Then my sexual instincts took over, I licked his shaft and rubbed his balls. I then worked my way up and down. I finally took him all the way in my mouth. He pulled back my hair and then moved his hand back to my pussy. I was in ecstasy bobbing my head up and down on this stud.
I when stroked the shaft up and down and opened my esophagus and let him in as far as I could go. He then grabbed me by my hair and led me up and down the length of his cock. I loved that he took control. I was his cock sucking slut and loved every moment of it. We were back in traffic and I glanced my eyes up and saw the car next to us pointing.
I was so turned on to know we were being watched. I went twice as fast and sucked that dick like a real pro. I then felt his cock tense up. I never swallow but that is all I wanted to do when it came to the South Indian stud. Suddenly the largest load I have ever felt filled my mouth and it leaked out of my mouth while I swallowed as much as I could.
Shekhare moaned as he said ” you liked sucking that South Indian dick didn’t you”? I replied with a nod while I got the cum off my lips. As some got on the front of my dress. Shekhar told me ” I’m gonna tear up your pussy before I leave”. I wanted a real man like Shekhar to be inside my pussy. Shekhar continued to play with my pussy and nipples until Raj woke up.
Raj had blacked out and was wondering what he missed. We filled him in on everything, well almost everything. We helped Raj back into bed and I went to babysit Raj. Raj was esleep and Shekhar was sleeping in the guestroom. All I could think about was getting that large cock in my pussy and mouth.
The morning came, Raj was the first one up and he was making breakfast. I guess he was hungry after a night of puking that kept me up all night long. I got up in my nightgown a little sexier than what I would wear with a house guest but I wanted Shekhar to want me again. Shekhar came in just wearing boxers. I couldn’t take my eyes off his body and the bulge in his boxers.
When Raj turned away I gave Shekhare a nice shot of my shaved pussy. I could see the movement in his boxers. My nipples were so hard seeing him effected by my playfulness. All three of us hung out together all day long. We went to the mall. While at lunch I slipped off one of my heels and rubbed Shekhar’s crotch with my foot.
He was having a real hard Shekhare listening to Raj talk about the good ol’days. We would be walking and Shekhar would grab my ass and I would try to one up him. I wanted this man bad and did everything to make sure he didn’t forget. We got home after a long day and we all went to bed. Raj was asleep and I couldn’t stop thinking about the black cock in the other room.
I slipped out of bed and walked into the guest bedroom. There was Shekhar lying on his back nude without any covers. I was drawn to this man. I slipped to the bed and put my mouth around his cock and started working on his cock and balls. He woke up and said “its about Shekhare I’ve been wanting that tight pussy of yours”.
I slipped off my night gown showing off my brown nipple and my shaven clit. I kept working on this stud; the then pulled my pussy to his mouth. He had such a large tongue and before I knew it I was coming. I then straddled this monster cock that I craved. I lowered myself on his cock slowly. I got about 3 inches in and I could feel my pussy being stretched.
The sharp pain was only superceded by the excitement and pure pleasure. He slowly worked in his cock 4 then 5 inches. All the Shekhar his hand playing with my nipples. When he got his entire cock in I cried out with my hand over my mouth. He was touching places that none of my lovers have ever touched. I went into a moan.
I could feel him tense up and cum inside my moist stretched pussy. I asked him ” How does that pussy feel”? As I broke into my second orgasm. He came but he was still some what hard. He said “It’s the tightest pussy I have every felt.” He then grabbed my hips and moved me back and forth on his cock. I could feel his cock getting harder again. I moaned.
This was definitely the best sex ever. I cried out in ecstasy. I came again, I was out of my mind. I pulled myself off of him and leaned my ass towards me. He then attacked my pussy doggy style. I could hear and feel his balls slapping my ass. I then came again for the fifth Orgasm. Raj had never got me to cum more than twice with his 5 inch cock.
I had never been with a real man till now and I was feeling the difference. I moaned out “I want your cum in my pussy, I want to feel your seed” He then picked up the pace and we both moaned in ecstasy. I then rolled over and we held each other. I told my lover that I didn’t want him to leave on Sunday. He said that he wanted to fuck my pussy everyday.
I told him that he will have to come back soon and I would eventually make some trips out to Delhi to be with him for some crazy sex. After Shekhar left Raj and I continued on with our lives and I would always tell him to invite over Shekhar. He was a sweet guy. If only he knew the me, like my black cock stud. (Humandigest, 2009)
Friday, December 11, 2009
Mojo
Meet Mojo – my boyfriend for the past week.
I’ve been staying with Lucie and her two adorable cats Sputnik and Mojo.
I love these cats. They are so affectionate. Especially Mojo who insists on bring ‘on me’ 24/7.
I’m going to miss these little guys when I go.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Jeff Koons - New Paintings
So last week weds i went to the Gagosian Gallery to see Jeff Koons New Paintings (I guess aside from it being his new paintings the show is called New Paintings). Well I have an interest in Koons because his Made In Heaven show in my opinion was Genius… aside from that most of his stuff is good… and the rest is a bit Blah. But anywho I have never had a chance to see his work at a gallery (I have seen his work at MOCA the best one there being Michael Jackson and Bubbles). Well back to the show, I walked in saw these giant painting of naked females, tress, and pussy drawings, there was 10 paintings total raging from 2.5 – 3.5 million each. Now that’s the kind of money my work is worth about now. So congrats Koons for making it happen. Here are some pics so that you all believe me and don’t think I’m full of malarkey.
Monday, November 30, 2009
Brooke Skye and Kat Young do some dirty driving.
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
My life long relationship
My name is Pream.S and I was twenty four (now 25) at the time when this happened to me. I was doing Post Graduation in Computer Science in Manasagangotri campus, Mysore. As I was away from home I used to stay in university hostel. I used to behave normally with everyone guys and gals. After 6 months of our college started, an Andra girl was started talking to me more time & spending most of time beside me during lectures too. Everybody in class knows she is having boyfriend, who is in Mumbai working in MNC. Even she used to talk to him while she was sitting beside. I never cared for all this because we should not go behind 3 things in life Women, Land and Money (which my dad used to tell me, even I fallow till today). But, the roomer started sounding linking me with her. We are also responsible some how for the roomers to grow. As she was living in Girls PG, which is just outside the campus. She use to carry box, when ever I go for canteen for having lunch she used to join we used to share our foods. In lab too we used to sit very closely and during lecture too she used to sit beside. I used to drop her to PG at around 8pm. Still that time we used to stay in college (not only we both may be around 10 to 15 out of 32 used to stay like that). We use to do our assignments, project or learn things. To avoid those roomers I started staying away from her (till this point we don’t had any sexual intension in mind or we are not initiated anything).
After end of the day she came to know ‘m starting to avoid her. She used many occasion to speak to me but it was in vain. Her PG friend also approached me, asked for reason. I got irritated than finally, I decided to meet her & sort-out things. Then she told me at any cost I won’t leave you, I want your company. Roomers will come and go don’t bather about them, as of now we two are very good friends. She told how she missed me whole week. Than at that point too I try to explain her how the roomer stamp will stick on her back but, she was not in a position to listen me.
After this we started again so called “Friendship” this time it was not like before it went still deeper and deeper. We started to spend time alone, she used to tell about her family background, about her boy friend, how they met, how love happened, how they used to smooch and play in cyber café, about her future marriage and all such stuff. Day by day she was getting closer to me. Finally we both initiated our desire. Am 5.5’ and she was 5.3’ but weighs 65 (4kg greater than me). Both are of whitish-Asian color, good looking. Movie and hang out are started but, we are not enjoyed it so much. Finally we decided to go for Jogfalls and spend two days there. Everything was scheduled and rooms are booked by help of a broker.
After spending quality time in water, out side water and roaming. We came room at around 9pm. We refreshed our self, and had nice dinner.
She came in, I shut the door and we both hugged each other and passionately kissed. I sucked his upper lip and she sucked my lower lip and her hands started roaming in my body and I rubbed her hip folding and squeezed navel. I was hugging her from back and pressing my lovely cock in her butt cheeks and playing with her breast. I removed her t-shirt and gently squeezing her breast upon bra. She knelt and I was kissing her navel and rubbing my face on her stomach area, hip folding and squeezing butt cheeks. I was rubbing my lips on her navel and put my tongue and licked navel. She keeps on moaning. She was lovingly pressing my head and keeps fondling it and moaning by closing her eyes and enjoys my play.
Her cleavage is so sexy and made me hot to fuck her immediately. I removed all her dress and mine too. We both are naked on bed now. She went down and licked my 6’inch tool; she was doing that job so well that like an experience slut. Yes, she had experience with her BF. After half hour sucking, playing and having my cum. “How did you like that?” she asked. “It was better than anything I’ve ever had in my life. Now its my turn.” I took her enormous breasts. “Oh my God! Your tits are so big! What size are they?” I asked amazed. “They’re 38DD all natural.” “They’re truly stunning and I know exactly what to do with them.” I said with a huge grin. She got up off her knees and lay down on the bed. I hovered over her and gently took her left nipple into my mouth as I caressed her right breast. As I sucked, her nipples immediately perked up. I moved over and began sucking her right nipple as I moved my left hand up her leg and into her thong. I ran my finger around her pussy lips, already sopping wet, before sticking one finger in. As I continued to suck I started moving my finger in and out of her tight pussy. She let out a low moan that turned me on even more. “I can’t take it any more. I need you inside me!” she yelled as I look up from her pussy. “Alright, I’ll give it to you good.” I said as I stood up and spread her legs apart. I put her left leg over my shoulder as I started putting my cock into her tight pussy. She winced as my cock slid into her; “Oh my God! You feel so good! I’ve forgotten how great a huge cock feels!” The more she moaned and yelled the faster and I pounded. I never met a woman who could take a cock like she could (In fact she is my 1st and last till now). I went faster and faster, my balls slapping against her. I leaned in closer and massaged her breasts as my cock went deep inside her. “I want to get on top now” she told me. I pulled my cock out and slept down on the bed as she maneuvered her self on top facing me. Then guided my cock into her pussy and began moving up and down. Her huge tits bounced in my face as she rode my cock. As she continued to riding me I fondled her right nipple as I sucked on the left. She moaned even louder as I fondled her breasts and began furiously rubbing her clit. “Fuck yes! Your cock feels amazing! Give it to me harder!” she yelled while riding even harder. After awhile I couldn’t take it any longer, “Swathi dear! I’m going to cum!” I shouted. She immediately jump off of me and got on to her knees. “I want it all over my face!” I then shot out one of the biggest loads of my life all over her face. She then eagerly lapped it up and swallowed as much as she could. “Dear that was incredible! I never knew you were like that!.” “Well I don’t think that will be the last of our fun” she said with a huge smile on her face. But, It became last because her BF called her up and told her to rush immediately to Mumbai. We called off our 2nd day stay. I don’t want her to go for Mumbai. I tried my best to convince her but, it was in vain. We both broke our relationship and became apart. She tried her ultimate best to rejoin with me on her birthday occasion and our sendoff party but, once I made my mind means I won’t change for any reason. She is now moved back to Andra- searching for job; her’s so called ‘BF’ also left. I heard her parents are searching for alliance. Am in Bangalore in search of job, as I was free most of time I recalled my real incident and wrote. Comments are welcome! (IndianSEX 4U, 2009)
After end of the day she came to know ‘m starting to avoid her. She used many occasion to speak to me but it was in vain. Her PG friend also approached me, asked for reason. I got irritated than finally, I decided to meet her & sort-out things. Then she told me at any cost I won’t leave you, I want your company. Roomers will come and go don’t bather about them, as of now we two are very good friends. She told how she missed me whole week. Than at that point too I try to explain her how the roomer stamp will stick on her back but, she was not in a position to listen me.
After this we started again so called “Friendship” this time it was not like before it went still deeper and deeper. We started to spend time alone, she used to tell about her family background, about her boy friend, how they met, how love happened, how they used to smooch and play in cyber café, about her future marriage and all such stuff. Day by day she was getting closer to me. Finally we both initiated our desire. Am 5.5’ and she was 5.3’ but weighs 65 (4kg greater than me). Both are of whitish-Asian color, good looking. Movie and hang out are started but, we are not enjoyed it so much. Finally we decided to go for Jogfalls and spend two days there. Everything was scheduled and rooms are booked by help of a broker.
After spending quality time in water, out side water and roaming. We came room at around 9pm. We refreshed our self, and had nice dinner.
She came in, I shut the door and we both hugged each other and passionately kissed. I sucked his upper lip and she sucked my lower lip and her hands started roaming in my body and I rubbed her hip folding and squeezed navel. I was hugging her from back and pressing my lovely cock in her butt cheeks and playing with her breast. I removed her t-shirt and gently squeezing her breast upon bra. She knelt and I was kissing her navel and rubbing my face on her stomach area, hip folding and squeezing butt cheeks. I was rubbing my lips on her navel and put my tongue and licked navel. She keeps on moaning. She was lovingly pressing my head and keeps fondling it and moaning by closing her eyes and enjoys my play.
Her cleavage is so sexy and made me hot to fuck her immediately. I removed all her dress and mine too. We both are naked on bed now. She went down and licked my 6’inch tool; she was doing that job so well that like an experience slut. Yes, she had experience with her BF. After half hour sucking, playing and having my cum. “How did you like that?” she asked. “It was better than anything I’ve ever had in my life. Now its my turn.” I took her enormous breasts. “Oh my God! Your tits are so big! What size are they?” I asked amazed. “They’re 38DD all natural.” “They’re truly stunning and I know exactly what to do with them.” I said with a huge grin. She got up off her knees and lay down on the bed. I hovered over her and gently took her left nipple into my mouth as I caressed her right breast. As I sucked, her nipples immediately perked up. I moved over and began sucking her right nipple as I moved my left hand up her leg and into her thong. I ran my finger around her pussy lips, already sopping wet, before sticking one finger in. As I continued to suck I started moving my finger in and out of her tight pussy. She let out a low moan that turned me on even more. “I can’t take it any more. I need you inside me!” she yelled as I look up from her pussy. “Alright, I’ll give it to you good.” I said as I stood up and spread her legs apart. I put her left leg over my shoulder as I started putting my cock into her tight pussy. She winced as my cock slid into her; “Oh my God! You feel so good! I’ve forgotten how great a huge cock feels!” The more she moaned and yelled the faster and I pounded. I never met a woman who could take a cock like she could (In fact she is my 1st and last till now). I went faster and faster, my balls slapping against her. I leaned in closer and massaged her breasts as my cock went deep inside her. “I want to get on top now” she told me. I pulled my cock out and slept down on the bed as she maneuvered her self on top facing me. Then guided my cock into her pussy and began moving up and down. Her huge tits bounced in my face as she rode my cock. As she continued to riding me I fondled her right nipple as I sucked on the left. She moaned even louder as I fondled her breasts and began furiously rubbing her clit. “Fuck yes! Your cock feels amazing! Give it to me harder!” she yelled while riding even harder. After awhile I couldn’t take it any longer, “Swathi dear! I’m going to cum!” I shouted. She immediately jump off of me and got on to her knees. “I want it all over my face!” I then shot out one of the biggest loads of my life all over her face. She then eagerly lapped it up and swallowed as much as she could. “Dear that was incredible! I never knew you were like that!.” “Well I don’t think that will be the last of our fun” she said with a huge smile on her face. But, It became last because her BF called her up and told her to rush immediately to Mumbai. We called off our 2nd day stay. I don’t want her to go for Mumbai. I tried my best to convince her but, it was in vain. We both broke our relationship and became apart. She tried her ultimate best to rejoin with me on her birthday occasion and our sendoff party but, once I made my mind means I won’t change for any reason. She is now moved back to Andra- searching for job; her’s so called ‘BF’ also left. I heard her parents are searching for alliance. Am in Bangalore in search of job, as I was free most of time I recalled my real incident and wrote. Comments are welcome!
Tara Reid Playboy Sneak Peak
Shhhh…Keep quiet. Nothing comes as easy as laying in Tara Ried’s bed all day, but just keep that a secret or it will be your biggest mistake. Just ask Tara Reid who now has to pose for Playboy to get attention. Two years ago if you told me Tara Reid was going to pose for Playboy I would have puked and cut out my eyes on sight. If you would have told me Tara Reid was going to pose for Playboy 7 years ago I would have blew my load right then and there because I was young and didn’t know that girls like Tara Reid were all over the place, just with different names. Today though we get a peak at Tara Reid in Playboy and I have to say that I’m some where in between with the feeling in my pants. When the full spread comes out I’ll decide if I want to jizz my pants or cut out my eyes.
Friday, November 13, 2009
Labioplasty; Catering To The Growing Demand For Designer Vaginas
Here we go again. It looks like women have arbitrarily decided that along with their breasts, their vaginae aren’t good enough. Exploding in popularity, the procedure known as “labioplasty” reduces the protrusion of a woman’s labia minora. Some women elect to undergo the procedure in order to eliminate discomfort, a complaint which experts find questionable. We know that most women who put their precious lips under the knife simply want to achieve a more prepubescent-looking pussy, as they believe that it will be more aesthetically pleasing to a man.
In a “progressive”, post-feminist movement era, it amazes me that women are spending thousands of dollars to “perfect” a part of their bodies which relative to their hands, feet, attitudes, and values, so few people encounter. More importantly, do men really find labia minora a turn-off? After 20 years of informal research, I’ve established that:
1. A number of men far greater than pop media alludes to, prefers your chubby ass.
2. Men unanimously prefer real tits no matter what size they are.
3. The protrusion of a woman’s labia is almost never a bone of contention (so to speak) among men. I have no doubt that the number of men who prefer and abundance of meaty curtain is far greater than what publications like Cosmopolitan would like you to believe.
I have my opinions as to why women are so insecure about their bodies, which I address in a previous blog:
http://milodivincenzo.wordpress.com/2009/10/09/a-simple-truth-that-women-need-to-know/
Here is a more thorough and eloquent article on the subject of labioplasty:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8352711.stm
Sex, music, dance, romance...
Don’t you just love Prince? Guess what? I’m working on getting music on my site and maybe even the occasional sexy whisper from yours truly. I figured since you have the erotic literature, the visual stimulation, I could at least put a little audio inspiration. Have a sexy evening and remember to shake your ass on the dance floor even if you’re dancing with yourself, oh oh oh – Billy Idol is hot too. Kisses, Kate
katemercer@live.com
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Vera Vision—The Beautiful Wand
Most women aren’t too picky about the sex toys they use as long as they get the job done. Rebecca wasn’t most women. She specifically picked out the prettiest dildos and vibrators, despite some of them not being of good quality. Only Rebecca knew the method to her madness. Just imagine the pleasant surprise when her new pretty vibrator actually did get her off—several times over.
Rebecca considered herself the stereotypical girly girl—she loved the color pink, had an arsenal of high heels and short skirts, and frequently experimented with different makeup looks. Her manicure and pedicure was always kept on point and she always smelled like an alluring fragrance. So it was no surprise that Rebecca was just as picky with her sex partners in the same manner with her designer bag selection. Only the best was going to go inside her pussy. She had a reputation to protect, you know.
But when it came to toys, Rebecca didn’t care. Most toys had one purpose and that was to get her off. But if she was going to spend money on a toy, she might as well get a pretty one. She browsed through the website and found the perfect vibrator. The Ella. It was a maroon color with a sleek design. It boasted of five speed settings and guaranteed orgasm after orgasm. Of course they all do. They are just like men, Rebecca snickered. The price was pretty reasonable and she decided to give the toy a shot. She quickly placed the order and anxiously awaited its arrival.
A few days later, the Ella arrived. Rebecca hastily opened the package and stared at her new wonder. It was a beautiful toy. It might have been too beautiful. Rebecca didn’t care about using her other toys because they were of cheap quality and she often threw them away after a few uses because of it. But she spent some money on the Ella and didn’t want to use it. It was just way too pretty to be covered in her juices. However, whether the toy was going to be used wasn’t going to be her decision as she would later find out.
One night, Rebecca brought home a paramour to her apartment. After a couple rounds of hot sex, the pair took a breather and made small bedroom talk with each other while recuperating for the next session. As Rebecca shared her toy collection and all its wonder, she accidentally showed off the Ella. The remarkable toy caught her new lover by surprise and he wanted to hold it. Rebecca didn’t think anything of it and gave the toy to him and let him admire it. But her nonchalant thinking turned into a frenzied panic attack when he suggested using it on her. Him? Use her nice vibrator on her? Oh fuck no!
Oh fuck yes was really the answer he was looking for. After a few minutes of coaxing and convincing, Rebecca’s new lover turned on the Ella to the lowest setting and gently pressed it against her clit. Not bad, Rebecca thought. It was a soft purr and had almost a tickling sensation. Rebecca didn’t see what the big deal was about the toy but her new lover was insistent on using it a bit more. she reluctantly agreed and let him do his work. After all, he was more impressed by it than she was.
However, Rebecca’s lover turned the Ella to the third highest setting and Rebecca thought she was about to lose her mind. Already on the third-highest setting and Rebecca felt her body getting ready to orgasm. She tried to tell her lover to stop but she couldn’t catch her breath in time. He turned up the Ella to the highest setting and Rebecca came almost instantly. She brushed the toy away from her swollen clit as she curled into a fetal position. No other toy had that effect on her entire body and the Ella definitely turned her out.
Her pretty vibrator turned into a beautiful wand almost overnight. Rebecca was definitely a fan.
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Sabrina (Greek singer)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Sabrina (Greek: Σαμπρίνα) is a Greek pop singer born in Zimbabwe to Greek immigrant parents. Her grandparents fled during the Greek-Turkish War and settled in Africa as many Greek refugees did so back then. The family moved back to Greece and Sabrina began her pop career.
CareerSabrina took piano and voice lessons from an early age. She made her debut in 1992 with the album Stin Agkalia Mou Ela. In her next two albums Eleftheri and Ego Tha Ime Ego, she tried her skills at composing; she follows with three additional releases Gitonies Tou Feggariou, Epikindino Paihnidi, and Ipopsies. In 1994 she teamed up with Kostas Charitodiplomenos to compose Ftes. The song is entered in the OGAE Song Contest and won, bringing the trophy for the first time to Greece.
In the winter of 1998, Sabrina debuted in the international scene with the CD-single Do Ya Do Ya written by Joe Balyn and Peter Bauwens. In 2000, she released the albums; Boom Boom and in 2002 the album Breakfast Time. In 2003, she participated in the Greek selection for Eurovision with the song Camera-a dance anthem, and ranked 3rd in the public choise. After that she immediately released an album under the title Camera that was a commercial flop.
Most recently Sabrina has performed at a popular night-club in Greece called Chiculata with some of Greece’s most famous artists such as Yiorgos Xanthiotis, Shaya, and Stathis Xenos. In 2006 she did a photo spread for the magazine Maxim and in 2007 she did a photoshooting with her son Vaggelis for the Christmas issue of the Greek Hello! magazine.
TriviaShe is married to Greek basketball player Panagiotis Liadelis, (Greek: Παναγιώτης Λιαδέλλης), from whom she got a divorce recently.
Sabrina is an ace in backgammon, her favorite pastime when she is not working.
The couple have one child together.
The couple’s divorce was a massive issue for the Greek media. One of the reasons was that Liadelis had a love affair with the Greek video queen actress, Christina Pappa, and Sabrina claimed this to be one of the reasons for them to break up.
Her most popular song is a 90’s love ballad titled, Feggaria Kathreftes (Moon Mirrors).
DiscographyStin aggalia mou ela (Come into my arms)
Eleftheri (Free)
Ego tha eimai edo (I’ll be here)
Geitonies toy feggariou (The neighborhoods of the Moon)
Epikindino Paixnidi (Dangerous Game)
Ipopsies (Suspicious)
Do Ya Do Ya (cd single)
Boom Boom
Breakfast Time
Camera
Agori mou (My boy)
Se Vlepo (I see you)
I agapi pote den pethainei (Love never dies)
Yperparagogi (Overproduction)
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Friday, November 6, 2009
Vera Vision Sneak Peek--Do You Dare?
Tiffany needed to stay awake on her long trip back to Vegas. Playing with her pussy wasn’t exactly what she had in mind. Then again, the I-15 was a long drive and coffee was no longer doing the trick. Maybe fingering her pussy could keep her awake. It would certainly make for an interesting trip.
It all started with friendly conversation with an online friend, Greg. They’ve chatted over the web and several times on the phone but neither had the gall to take it a step further and meet in person. Still, it didn’t stop the friendly chatter between the pair. Of course the talk eventually became sexual but it was nothing to risqué or naughty. It was a playful way of getting to know someone. But several hours into the conversation, a few truth or dare questions eventually grew into a frank sexual discussion. Both were honest and nothing was held back. But then Greg took it a step further than Tiffany could ever imagine. He revealed during their discussion, he was lightly stroking his cock. He suggested she should finger her pussy. The only thought on Tiffany’s mind was how, rather than, eww.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Bästa uttalandet 2009?
I ett inlägg på GP.se om Rammsteins senaste alster så lyckas Johan Lindqvist, musikskribent, kläcka ur sig det kanske mest förträffliga uttalandet 2009:
“Hårdrock påminner visserligen ofta en hel del om fantasilös pornografi i all sin repetitiva enformighet…”
Jäkligt grymt! Grattis Johan!
Kanske borde Johan tycka och tänka mer kring sina två favoritband U2 och Kent istället. De gör ju dessutom inte musik som påminner om porr i all sin repetitiva enformighet.
Läs gärna Johans mycket underhållande och informativa inlägg om Rammstein och hårdrockskultur här: “Rammstein framstår som idioter”
Nu skall jag titta på videon till “Pussy” en gång till medans jag ägnar mig åt lite repetitiv enformighet.
/Kalle Loudfarmer
Monday, October 26, 2009
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Golden Gay
Pocas cosas hay en la vida tan decadentemente molonas como las fotonovelas porno. Aquí os dejo con un puñado de portadas de “Golden Gay” y otro tanto de páginas interiores. Tocaba todos los palos: coños con pollas, pollas con pollas, y coños con coños. A esto llamo yo una cosa completita, demonios. Por cierto, atención a una jovencita Brigitte Lahaie
¡Que les aproveche!
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Friday, October 16, 2009
iamgoddess gathering: EMBRACING YOUR SEXUALITY
GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN: ‘Get your fat ass up there! I’ll bet if there was some pussy up there you would get up there wouldn’t you?’
PRIVATE PYLE: “Sir, yes sir!”
From the movie, Full Metal Jacket
Penis envy, puhlees Pussy Envy is more like it; a great source of pleasure and power.
Most of us have no sense of how to use our sexuality to unlock pleasure and power in our lives (not just sexual), which is why I have organised this particular iamgoddess gathering:
WHEN: Saturday 14th November from 2-5pm
WHERE: Zenatude, Sunninghill
TALK by JONTI SEARLL
The country’s leading teacher in the fields of sexuality and sensuality will be sharing with us the importance of embracing our sexuality. Jonti is committed to helping people heal, explore, grow and experience in the world of sexuality & sensuality, to understand the possibilities of pleasure, the connection between sex & spirituality, the healing power of sexual energy and the sacredness of our bodies.
TOY PARTY by LOLA MONTEZ
Lola Montez is a women’s sensuality store offering lingerie, toys, fantasy outfits, potions & lotions, literature & much more. They are bringing products to show & discuss in a fun yet educational manner. You may want to bring your credit card J
PLUS an opportunity to meet and connect with other goddesses on the path to a divalicious life of Pleasure, Passion & Purpose, all while indulging in the foods of the goddesses – DRINKS & DESSERTS.
R280pp, for all of the above. Seats are limited so book now. Contact me on (m) 082 875 7435 or (e)kagiso@thegoddessacademy.co.za
To read the article that prompted the event please go here
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Obama is Turning Out to be a Pussy.
I am really pissed off about this. Today I read that Obama dissed the Dalai Lama. Obama would not meet with the guy. Why????
He did not want to upset China.
Apparently Obama wants to elevate China’s position in the world, so he has decided to not say hi to the Dalai Lama. Nancy Pelosi was very gracious, apparently. Not Mr. Obama. He would rather be up China’s butt.
Now, I should not be surprised. Obama has, since winning the election, dissed the gays (he invited Warren to speak at the inaugural, not to mention putting “don’t ask don’t tell” in the closet), told the progressives to back off him as far as holding him to the fire, while sending bon bons and flowers to the Republicans. The list goes on. This is not well written or well stated. I am tired of investing my energy in the man. I voted for him. That is the last election I will ever vote in. Ever. I have been voting since I was 18. I am done.
Hey, everyone who voted Obama into the Whitehouse, guess what? The guy does not give a fuck about you. Remember healthcare? Sure, you’ll get some, but it is going to cost you, and cost you big. And, now you won’t be able to not get it, because you will pay a very large fine.
There is no government. Only corporations.
The joke is on us.
I’m not laughing.
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Friday, October 2, 2009
Jag har biljetter till porriga Rammstein!
För några dagar sedan släpptes biljetterna till Rammsteins konsert i Stockholm i februari nästa år. Vi hängde på telefonväxeln, och fick faktiskt biljetter – riktigt kul, med tanke på att de måste ha tagit slut på mindre än en timme. Och nu har jag fått än mer entusiasm inför deras konsert…
Till sin tokroliga låt “Pussy” har Rammstein gjort en musikvideo som med all sannolikhet är den porrigaste som någonsin gjorts i musikbranschen. Det leks med stereotyper, och medlemmarna i bandet deltar i en extremt kort, men intensiv porr-orgie, med storbystade porrvalkyrior i klichémiljöer, och det sparas inte på krutet – det är kukar och fittor och knull och sprut, och man anar att censurivrare världen över får hjärnblödning vid bara tanken.
Refrängen är föredömligt enkel och rakt på sak – “You have a pussy, I have a dick, so what’s the problem, let’s do it quick!” Inga spetsfundigheter, inga metaforer, inga poetiska omskrivningar. Bara SEX. Det känns rätt befriande med denna rakt-på-sak, no-bullshit-attityd, och jag applåderar Rammstein för denna känga i röven på nypuritanismens och lagommoralismens förkämpar.
“Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnapps im Kopf, du holde Brau, Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!”
Det är så himla kul att Rammstein på detta sätt än en gång lyckas säga ett stort, fett “FUCK YOU” till alla PK-fjollor och moralnissar. Jag gillar verkligen den här videon! Och det känns nu extra roligt att jag ska gå och se Rammstein i februari – tillsammans med alla mina tre tonåringar, som alla älskar Rammstein. Riktigt skoj!
Jag lyckas inte med konststycket att lägga in en video från RockTube här i WordPress, så vill ni se videon får ni klicka er hit.
Läs även gärna en bra artikel i danska Politiken om Rammsteins porrvideo!
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Vera Vision--Masquerade Ballin' Pt. 2
Tawny considered herself to be tri-sexual; there was nothing that was too taboo for her. The worse thing that could happen was she hated the idea and she would never try it again. So when Oleg brought her to a sex party, she couldn’t help but to wonder if she was really ready for an orgy of sorts. It was the first time in a long minute Tawny felt all of her shit-talking had come back to haunt her.
Still, she was anxious for what she was going to see and later, experience. She didn’t have to wait too long as Oleg led her to a large room at the end of the hallway. The room was dimly lit to the point it was almost dark. A large four-post bed was centered in the room, which was covered from wall to wall with mirrors. Every angle was captured, even the ceiling. And to think, Tawny thought a mirrored-ceiling was pretty kinky. Oleg unzipped the tiny dress off his wife and let it fall to the floor. He found she was bare naked underneath. In her rush to meet Oleg, Tawny forgone her standard panties and bra. But to him, her nakedness was perfect for Oleg; he didn’t want to take off too many articles of clothing. As Tawny smiled and giggled, her attention was caught by a sturdy contraption in the room.
In a nearby corner, there was a love swing. It was held up by a large post and had leather straps attached to it. Tawny had always seen the love swing in the sex shops her and Oleg frequented but to see one ready for use presented a delicious opportunity she could not resist. She walked over to the swing and sat down on it. She then beckoned Oleg to come over. He didn’t waste any time. Oleg removed his clothing as he walked, almost tripping over his pant leg because he was anxious to get out of it.
He then presented his hard and long cock to his wife. Tawny took the cock in her hand and admired it before she began to suck. It was thick, about one and a half inches. It was a soft cinnamon color, almost reminiscent of a light brown. But Oleg’s cock was just simply beautiful. Other than his muscular chest, Tawny knew it was her favorite part on his body. She loved to ride it, be fucked by it, and be awoken by it. Most of it, she loved to suck it. She loved to test her gag reflexes and see how far she could take it in her mouth. So far, she could take 6 inches. Oleg was about 9 inches long.
Not wasting any more precious time, Tawny open wide and immediately began to suck her husband’s cock. He was delectable and she couldn’t get enough. She used her hands to use a vaccum-cleaner effect to increase the sensation but it was really her mouth and tongue that drove Oleg wild. She would flick her tongue back and forth, teasing the mushroom head.
Meanwhile, her mouth would vary from a soft suckling feeling to a hard sucking. Oleg never knew if Tawny was going to let him cum or just keep teasing whenever she gave head. She simply loved to suck her husband’s cock and if she was able to, she would give him head every day of the week. Oleg finally stopped Tawny from sucking his cock. She started to frown but quickly smiled when he kneeled in front of her. He put her feet in the straps and spread her legs open. In front of his eyes was her fuzzy snatch. It had just enough hair on it like a trimmed hair cut but not a bush. Oleg thought it was cute. Not too many men could brag their wife had a cute pussy but Tawny was cute and well-maintained.
Oleg quickly went to business by licking her pussy fast. His tongue circled her clit and his mouth occasionally sucked on it. He licked her pussy lips and stuck a couple fingers inside her as he focused on the clit. Meanwhile, Tawny grabbed onto the chains of the swing so she could keep her composure. She threw her head back as her husband ate her out. She moaned quietly as she continued to enjoy the pleasure Oleg was giving her. But he abruptly stopped. There was another time he would finish but Oleg’s cock was begging for release.
He stood up and entered his wife’s tight and wet pussy. They both instantly moaned at the pressure. Oleg again did not waste time as he hit Tawny with hard thrusts, bucking his hips against hers. He reached up and cupped her breasts as he continued to fuck her. Her pussy was squeezing his cock tightly and the feeling was beyond incredible. Soon, Oleg felt he was about to cum and he began to thrust faster inside Tawny. Just as he was about to cum, he pulled out and shot all over his wife’s lower stomach. Tawny took a finger to wipe a bit of the cum off her and licked it as she watched her husband recover from his orgasm. Seeing him get off was better turned her on more than anything. However, Oleg did not forget about his wife.
He kneeled down and began his tongue assault on her clit again. After the hard fucking Tawny received, she wasn’t sure if she was able to take it. But she wasn’t about to stop Oleg. She watched as his tongue circled her clit and flick it fast in a back and forth motion. Her legs began to shake and her soft moans became louder. Then she came hard all over Oleg’s tongue and pushed his head away from further assaulting her clit. She was way too sore.
As Tawny came back to life, the lights in the room turned on. Behind the mirrors were naked guests wearing masks. On the ceiling were more guests looking down at her and Oleg. All of them were clapping for the couple. They have been accepted…
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Goddess Upgrade #3: Get Yourself A Pussy
How do you refer to your sexual organs?
Some years ago I started asking women in my workshops this question. I’ve discovered that the majority have no name for their sexual organs. After a shocked silence, most respond with the word vagina, which I reject. Firstly, it is inaccurate. Vagina is the name for the passage between the vulva and the uterus. It is also inadequate. Women have a range of sexual organs, more of a sexual system really. Besides the vagina, there is the labia majora and labia minora – the outer and inner vulva, the mons veneris – that’s the pubic region, between the vulva and anus is the perineum, and of course, the clitoris. The final and primary reason I reject vagina as the answer to this question is because it is a cop-out. A vagina is what you take to the gynaecologist not the bedroom or the night out with the girls for that matter.
Usually, after some prodding I get some real answers. Curiously most of the sentences start with; “My boyfriend/husband calls it…” So again I ask, “What do you call it?” Mine is a Pussy. I called it Yoni for a while but that felt a bit inaccessible. Yoni is a Sanskrit word, often used in Tantra to refer to female sexual organs; loosely translated it means “source or origin of life”. I like the associations the word Pussy conjures; cats, which are sensual, slinky, content, self-possessed. They invite and enjoy being stroked, they only do what gives them pleasure and they are gracious receivers. This is why pussy works for me. It might not work for you. The point is to think about yours, acknowledge it, own it, connect with it and establish a relationship with it. Your pussy is an inextricable part of your femininity.
I want to attribute this stunning image but I don't know who took it. If you do please let me know.
Can you fully harness your inherent feminine power, while for the most part you behave like you are merely babysitting it for your lover?
Imagine that as a young woman you were given a Ferrari as a gift, intended to be an ongoing source of pleasure for you. Imagine that you have since kept this car in the garage, never driving it yourself. You only let your lovers drive it. Only when there is a man behind the wheel do you pay your Ferrari some attention and get to experience the joy of owning it. Wouldn’t that be crazy? So why do that with your pussy?
If you were a financial director you wouldn’t give more money to a manager who never spends her budget, yet we expect our partners, life, and spirit, to increase the bliss in our lives when we hardly exploit the pleasure that is already ours. Did you know that the clitoris is the only human organ whose sole function is to give pleasure? God(dess) gave the clitoris to women.
As within so without; your outer world is a reflection of your inner world. Getting a pussy is saying yes to pleasure. Yes, to all the divalicious benefits of your femininity.
Monday, September 21, 2009
Not For Free!
By saying “Don’t give up the kitty for free” I am not telling you to prostitute yourself.. I am just telling you not to give up the goods for nothing!
What we as women hold between our legs is a treasure.. we give life through our vaginas.. HELLO!??!
We need to realize that our lady parts are not toys or bargaining tools.. they are, just as I said, treasure.. they are highly sought after and should be held to the highest of standards..
That being said.. don’t just give it up to 1. just anybody for 2. any old reason..
Your “treasure box” is special.. and only you hold power over it.. however, we have been allowing men access to these magnificent treasures like they are Happy Meal toys.. NO NO!
A man need to earn that.. he should be giving you time.. respect.. patience.. trust and getting to know you before you go rewarding him with the p..
You should be gauging whether he is worth all of you.. and all of your time before you go spreading your legs.. if all he is good for is a cheap dinner at Red Lobster.. he is not good enough for your lovin!
Giving it up for nothin is letting a man hit on day one.. giving it to him after a dollar show and a value meal.. make him wait.. make him earn it!
What usually happens when you give it up too soon?! a. he’s no longer interested or b. he is only interested in the sex after that .. what is it that you believe he is chasing!?
Your sensitivity?! Your intellect!? Come on now.. he is chasin that ass! And the joy of the hunt is.. THE HUNT!
If a lion comes along and a gazelle just lays the hell down.. the lion is probably going to be a bit peeved.. he’ll still eat the gazelle.. but his thirst for the hunt won’t be quenched.. he’ll move on to a gazelle that is willing to be chased.. (this is why you’re the jump-off and she’s the gf sweetie)..
If you give a man the most precious gift you have to give.. it would be a good idea to get to know him first and find out if he’s worth giving it too..
Now .. I do realize that we all have times where we take a “f*ck it” approach and decide to just do what makes us happy.. in these instances, you’ve hopefully already decided all you want from this guy is sex ..
But if you plan to explore relationshipial possibilities with a man.. it would be safe to factor out sex until you know he’s going to stick around.. be a smart gazelle..
Give him the sex when he is willing to give you more than good D (commitment, love, honesty, trust…)
xoxo,
m. lauren — Regular SBF
Nya Rammstein-videon (18-årsgräns)
Dagbladet skrev häromdagen om den nya Rammstein-videon. Mer kontroversiella än vanligt kan man väl säga, har de gjort en rätt hardcore video till en något weird låt.
Eftersom de norska medierna antagligen inte kommer gå ut med länk, och eftersom jag är så snäll, så ska jag bespara er allt googlande och låta er se den om ni KLICKAR HÄR.
Minderåriga måste lova att inte klicka. Det är fy fy! Ni kommer lära er mer om detta senare i livet, trust me.
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Friday, September 18, 2009
Pussy
16.09.2009 videoclip dari Rammstein muncul!!!! setelah penantian selama ca. 4 taun akhirnya nongol juga!
cek dech tapi warning videonya agak vulgar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEZaq370QI
Lalu kemaren w nonton syuting Take Him Out lagi dan ada banyak banget orang barunya sampe pusyang2 abis nonton w sama anak2 THO saur di jalan sabang dan hasilnya w baru nyampe rumah jam 5 pagi…omg
Trus bentar lagi lebaran lho yeeeiiii tapi agak ga jelas gt lebarannya hari apa, ada yang bilang hari minggu ada yang senin…na ja
Musik och provokation
Igår (?) släpptes Rammsteins nya video ”Pussy” som regisserats av Jonas Åkerlund. Videon har redan väckt starka känslor och man har gjort en censurerad version och en ocensurerad. Tyskarna är kända för att vara provokativa och orädda (om man nu kan kalla det för det) när det gäller att tänja på gränser. Alla som sett videon ”Mann gegen mann” vet vad jag talar om.
Aftonbladet och Expressen har publicerat upprörda artiklar om ”Pussy”, skivbolaget Universal meddelar att de inte står bakom videon och debatten verkar vara i full gång. Vissa är väldigt provocerade, andra undrar varför ”folk är så rädda för sex”, någon kallar det för konst och i en kommentar frågar en person hur man kan kalla videon för porr etc.
Jag har sett den ocensurerade versionen och vet inte vad jag ska tycka. Låten i sig är rätt ok (jag gillar deras musik… inte alla låtar men många) och videon är väl… ganska snygg om man nu kan säga så. Den första delen av videon är inte speciellt nyskapande – nakna kvinnobröst, rumpor, sexism osv.. Gäsp – kom på något nytt liksom. Men sedan… börjar det. Om detta inte är porr så skulle jag gärna vilja veta vad som kan kallas för det! Jo, jag fattar att det inte är bandmedlemmarna själva som utför ehhh sexet (utan att man satt deras huvuden på porrskådisars kroppar) men ändå.. Jag inser också att detta knappast är den första videon med explicita sexscener som gjorts.
Vad vill de med videon? Om det är ett extremt PR-trick så har de definitivt lyckats! På bandets hemsida kan man tydligen läsa att ett av syftena med videon är att driva med bl a tyska klichéer. Inte vet jag om det stämmer. Jag tycker (eller vill inte tycka) att jag är speciellt pryd eller lättprovocerad men jag kan inte låta bli att undra vad som kommer härnäst… Måste man ta i så att man storknar för att provocera? Räcker inte musiken längre? Kan man kalla sånt här för konst och bör man i så fall försvara den? Ni vet rätten att uttrycka sig osv.. Är det rätt eller fel att censurera? Jag vet inte…men det är ganska intressant att fundera över.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
All The Mother Fucking Shit I Have In My Head
“Just because Jesus and I decided to see other people, doesn’t mean that we don’t talk once in awhile.” – the lovely Lafayette from True Blood
I talk to him. I do. As much as I don’t have a formal – read…go to an organized gathering with a bunch of folks pushing their point of view down my gullet – relationship with him, we do chat from time to time. He and I talked a lot when I was in the hospital, ready to leave the earth and kick it with the Big Guy. I didn’t know I was dying, but I talked a lot of smack about it. Nuns came in and out of my room. Every preacher from here to Nashville came to my room. I finally figured it out. I’m about to kick the bucket – and I hadn’t even finished all the shit on my Bucket List. What’s up with that? The final Nun came in and I proclaimed, “I’m pissed at your boss.” She asked, “Father Doherty?” “No,” I said, “God. I have children, at home to raise and I have to get the hell out of this hospital.” She laughed, kissed my head and walked out. I heard, about three weeks later, that she went into the waiting room, where my family was, and told them, with a giant smile on her face, “SoVix is pissed off. She’s going to be just fine!” Damn right! Only the good die young!
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“I’ve been waiting for you my whole life,” – me.
“I’ve been driving as fast as I can to get here!” – you.
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“Let’s just stop all of this talking nonsense and get back to just fucking.” – me.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
My shaved pussy loves to be fucked by strangers.
Hi. I’m Kate Mercer. When I’m not writing fictional erotic blog novella’s for my favorite fictional character Delaynee Sinclair, I’m writing my personal blog, hotcougartalk.blogspot dot com. It’s packed full of all of my fun, steamy sexual encounters and can be found in my RSS feed located on the right of Erotic Blog for Delaynee Sinclair. So, if you like to read erotic lit, but you want the sexual tension to build slowly, make sure you read my newest erotic novella blog, “The Sexy Stud for Hire” or my older novella blog, “The New York City Bad Boy.” However, if you want to read about my personal raunchy, steamy sexual encounters, like I said, check out my site and RSS feed. Kisses ~ Kate
Friday, September 11, 2009
Új Rammstein hamarosan!
Az utóbbi időben kissé háttérbe szorult német Rammstein hamarosan új lemezzel örvendezteti meg rajongóit. Az anyag címe ‘Liebe Ist Fur Alle Da’, ami magyarul annyit tesz, a szerelem mindenkié. A 2005-ös ‘Rosenrot’ lemez folytatásának produceri munkálatait maga a zenekar és Jacob Hellner végezték. A ‘Liebe Ist Fur Alle Da’ október 19-én jelenik meg Európában, melyet egy kislemez dal, a Pussy vezet fel még e hónap végén…
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
My G-Spot does exist- HER perspective
OH MY GOD! He found my G-spot. I believed that the G-spot was really something of myths and legends. Or maybe it was something that had to do with my many orgasms. I do cum easily and hard so I had no need to seek a greater level of orgasm. I especially enjoy having my clit stimulated and even thought that perhaps that was my G-spot.
I WAS SO WRONG!!!! The other night when he was holding me down and forcing me to cum, he hit a spot deep inside me that sent me squirming off the bed, and I said “I think you found my g-spot”. I was so tired and had cum so much at that point and was just dying to fuck him; so, although this orgasm was amazing, it did not compare to the orgasm at our next fuck session when he found the spot again.
We met and had drinks together. We are one of the annoying couples who sit next to each other at the table and kiss. The couple I would totally hate if I was in the bar, but whatever, we don’t care what others think. Our time is limited so we make use of every second we have. We are touching at all times, kissing frequently, and no one else in the world exists but us.
To the people in the bar, park, store, coffee shop, etc that have had to endure us; we apologize if you are made uncomfortable by our public affection. My suggestion to you, is for you to mind your own business and get back to sitting next to your date and ignoring her. To those that become aroused by the knowledge that yes by hand is up his pant leg rubbing his cock, you are welcome, take that hard cock or wet pussy of yours home and fuck your spouse (or whomever you want to fuck, we won’t judge you)…
I’m not going to lie…I was a little nervous about this upcoming fuck session. It had only been one day between our meetings and I had not yet fully recovered from the event that we conservatively guessed left me at 16 orgasms and him at two after two hours of nonstop fucking. (However, I am quite sure we hit 20 and this did not include the multiples within each orgasm, that still only counts as one).
I had my speech back and I certainly desired him, so I was ready to fuck, but my limbs were still sore, I had bruises, and I was worried that I couldn’t handle the torture/pleasure that was to come.
I tried to take a different tactic this time, by not allowing him access to my wet pussy under my skirt at the bar or even in the car. Meanwhile, he went commando in the bar and my hand was up his short leg for much of the time. In the car, his zipper was open and my hand fit perfectly inside so that I could massage him the whole drive.
He tried to get in my underwear a few times but I wouldn’t let him. (I purposely did not go commando today. He loves it and I love it, but I figure if I do it all of the time it won’t be so exciting, plus, we’d be naked soon enough. Perhaps the next time we meet in the park I’ll lose the panties and accidentally take his hand up my skirt so he can discover my wet slit). He twittered about it saying I was being mean I believe. It makes me smile. I usually give him everything he wants, so it’s kind of fun telling him no every once in awhile.
When we got there we took our time getting undressed, he tweeted a couple of times about it, checked our blog, then was naked on the bed with me. This blog and Twitter are just part of our foreplay. We can’t tell anyone about our relationship. No one knows, not our family, coworkers, neighbors, etc. only a few choice friends know some details, but still very few.
So in a way, this blog serves as our way of shouting to the world about our exploits and the happiness they bring us. Further, being two people who have been sexually reserved and inhibited our whole lives, this is just one more way for us to embrace our sexuality. And embrace it we shall.
As soon as he was on the bed I went on the offensive and attacked, taking him in my mouth. He begged for sometime to get into my pussy and after awhile I gave in. He finger fucked me then. His “handy work” is quite impressive, it really is, and damn, do I enjoy it…. After I came he was still playing and I all of a sudden had the urge to play with him.
I’ve masturbated in front of him at least three times per his orders to do so and also had massaged my own clit while he fucked me from behind, also upon his order. Don’t get me wrong, I happily do this, but the shy good girl inside of me sometimes needs that push to touch myself.
Not this time though, this time, the idea of putting my fingers inside of my dripping wet pussy and playing with his wet fingers seemed like a delightful idea. He was surprised, he never asked me to do this, and neither of us had ever done this before, hell, I never even thought of it. He said “let’s finger you together” and I said “okay”. “Do you want me to go inside of you or rub your clit”, I think I moved his hand inside of me as answer but I’m not sure, while I took my clit. He sat up and watched our hands work together to bring me to the brink of orgasm, when he leaned down and took over my work on my clit with his mouth.
Mmmm. Moaning, it felt so yummy, I was going to cum soon, when he hit my G-spot. OH MY GOD! This is about the time that my mind left my body, when I had no idea what was happening between my legs or in my pussy other than extreme pleasure. It is almost too much, I didn’t know what to do with it. The pleasure kept growing in intensity with each wave of ecstasy, I became louder (while trying to stay quiet), my hands hold the bed rails, and grab at his hair, or pound the bed while my hips buck into the air and my legs raise my entire body off the bed. He holds me down and keeps rubbing my G-spot.
The G-spot orgasm is intense, extreme, unending, overpowering, and a bunch of other adjectives that I don’t even know… when I finish, my clit is so sensitive that even the slightest touch is almost painful. He leaves me to rest on the bed while get gets up to Twitter about the experience.
When he comes back I go down on him and suggest “ice cubes”? He agrees and I take his hand and instruct him to keep himself hard while I run and get the ice. He complied and when I came back I ran the ice down his chest, on his nipples, down his stomach to his balls and up his cock. It’s so cold and he is squirming but liking it. His cock is ice cold so I take it straight in my mouth and it hardens right back up to the feel of my hot mouth.
I take the ice cube in my mouth and it is a sensation of hot and cold as I stroke his cock with my lips, tongue, and throat. He likes this and we go through 4 ice cubes before I tell him that I think my hot wet pussy would feel quite wonderful on his cold cock and he agrees.
I climb on top and we have passionate sex, the kind where he holds me tight, our hands our entwined, our lips and faces touching while he whispers dirty things in my ear. I cum twice and he flips me over to fuck me from behind. We try some different positions, doggy style, then me flat on my stomach as he fucks me from behind, then I’m standing against the bed.
I hear the snap of the condom as he tears it off and laugh. I comply to his condom request every time, but rarely does it make it to the end of a fuck. He says “when I cum, can I cum in your mouth”. I tell him “sure”. So when he is ready, he pulls out, steps back, and I drop to my knees and take his hard cock covered in my juices into my mouth. I fuck him shortly with my mouth before he cums. He comes hard and there is so much that I cannot swallow it all so I have to take him out and let the remaining squirt onto my chest.
He looks down at me then, his “cum slut”, naked and on my knees with cum all over me and says “we need to give you a shower”. He leads me to the shower and once in, washes me from head to toe. I then do the same. The water hitting our naked bodied and our mouths as we kiss is as erotic as ever.
Afterward, we climb into bed; naked, clean, tired, satisfied, and happy. We have been spoiled and so lucky having so much time together in the last few days. It is the feast before the famine, as we do not know when we will be together again. The only thing we can do is hold each other tighter and we do.
Talking about eating pussy and sucking cock makes me hungry for sex
Read after, “Shaved pussy, fucking, cock, let’s talk sex shall we?”
I’ve never been in a situation like this. I think I’m dreaming. I’m sitting across from the perfect man, who gave me the perfect puppy – which is fast asleep on the sofa, and has just prepared a perfect meal.
What’s wrong with this guy?
He even bowed his head and did the sign of the cross before he passed me the pasta.
Don’t analyze the shit out of this situation Delaynee, stay cool, stay sexy. Speaking of sex . . .
“So, Antonio,” I said after taking a bite of my salad. “Why is it a successful man like you isn’t married at 40 years old?”
He blushed.
He blushed?
“Well, Miss Sinclair, if you must know.”
Here it comes.
“I was married, to my college sweetheart,” he said. “Who passed away six month after our nuptials.”
I am such a stupid bitch.
Silence.
“It’s okay, you didn’t know,” he said.
He is too forgiving and kind.
“I’m so sorry Antonio.”
“Don’t be,” he said. “I do get that question a lot. It’s only human nature I suppose to want to know these things. Anyway, I sort of threw myself into my work after that. It was years ago.”
I continued to pick at my food, and tried Antonio’s sauce.
“Mmmmm.”
He smiled and wiped a drip from my lip.
“My turn,” he said, raising one eyebrow. “Why is it – Miss Sinclair – that you are not married, at, I’m guessing . . . 21?”
We both burst into laughter, breaking the tension.
“38.”
We both drank from our glasses of wine.
“I have a bit of a similar situation,” I said. “My father – is who knows where – and when I was 16 years old, my mother was killed in a car accident. I lived with an elderly aunt who died just after my 19th birthday. I really just haven’t let anyone close enough to me.”
He just stared at me. His heated gaze, pierced my soul and for some reason I became extremely emotional.
“I’ve never shared that with anyone,” I said, a tear streaming down my face. “Excuse me.”
As I stood up to leave the dinner table, Antonio stood too and took me into his arms.
“Well, we are certainly getting the serious stuff out of the way now aren’t we,” I joked.
Antonio just held me, it was comforting.
I composed myself as quickly as possible, not wanting to ruin my eye makeup. I sniffed back another tear.
Antonio took my napkin and wiped my eyes.
He had such a compassionate look on his face. It was mesmerizing. How could a man this gorgeous, this sexy, be this compassionate too?
Quit sniveling in the total packages linen napkins Dee!
I straightened up.
“Are you okay?” Antonio asked in a hushed tone.
I nodded.
We sat down and continued to eat.
“Perhaps we should talk about something else?” Antonio asked.
“Yes, something light and easy, like sex,” I kidded.
His face lit up like a circus.
“Yes, let’s talk about sex.” He kidded back. “So, you do like sex don’t you Delaynee?”
I laughed at his serious interrogation tone.
“Now, Mr. Private Detective, I may not be willing to kiss and tell so easily.”
We were both eating our pasta and twirling it on our spoons as we started to fire questions at each other.
“Then I’ll just have to find your weak spot, and make you talk.”
“Mmmmmm,” I moaned, raising an eyebrow at him.
His eyes lit up as bright as his dazzling smile.
Drip. I think you have. It’s called you!
“What is one of your favorite sexual things to do?” He asked.
I slurped the creamy pasta through my lips, and then licked the sauce from them.
How did you like that for an answer?
He gulped.
“I see, so sucking and licking, good answer,” he said. “Next question. What is one of your favorite things to have someone do to you?”
I stabbed a penne noodle onto the end of my fork, and flicked it with my tongue.
Did that make your cock jump Antonio?
He sat back and loosened his tie.
“What would you like to do to me?”
He asked, undoing his tie completely now.
I purposefully dripped two drops of cream sauce on my exposed cleavage. Then I swiped it up with my finger and licked it off the tips, took a drink of my red wine and swallowed.
Then smiled.
“You’re a very sexy woman Delaynee.”
“Thank you,” I said. “You’re a very sexy man Antonio.”
“Thank you.”
“Sex probably comes very easy for the both of us, don’t you think?”
“Indeed.”
He leaned in closely across the table from me.
“You do know that I was impressed by you on that flight, or I’d never have taken the time to find you, right?”
I smiled.
“I didn’t find you, just so I could fuck you.”
I smiled again.
“I mean, I want to make love to you, but I just have a feeling, I want you for more than that.”
I took another sip of wine. I like the way the lines creased around his eyes as he smiled in between thoughts.
“So does this mean I won’t be getting laid tonight?”
I giggled breaking the tension.
“No,” he said. “It means you will be getting laid every night,” he said. “Starting right now.”
Antonio stood beside me, took my hand, and led me into his bedroom.
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