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http://m34nstr34k.wordpress.com/2010/01/17/movies-that-should-be-remade-part-ii/
So, in the original “Movies That Should Be Remade” post we suggested Big Trouble in Little China, Doom, Godzilla, Highlander, The Thing and They Live get a generational udpate. Please don’t misunderstand, especially from the last post. I’m not completely convinced that anyone could do these titles justice, let alone should. On the other hand, seeing as how nothing seems to be sacred (The Texas Chainsaw, Massacre, Prom Night and Psycho), why not get a good director like David Fincher, Michael Mann or Ridley Scott to reimagine them? Let’s avoid the Michael Bays of the film industry on these please; he’s done enough! Below are some more suggestions.
Carrie
Directed by Brian De Palma and adapted from Stephen King’s Novel of the same name, Carrie was released in 1976. I’ve heard the argument that no one could ever play the socially inept and insecure adolescent like Sissy Spacek. In the movie Carrie discovers that she has telekinetic powers and begins to do research on how to control it. In the meantime she is invited to the prom by an unlikely and popular guy and she falls victim to a very mean spirited prank. The movie is dated, but the story is great. They tried a sequel in 1999 and it failed miserably. They also a made TV movie in 2002 that I just found out existed.
What to improve:
Update the story for modern day
The action
The few effects that need an update. (Moving things isn’t hard. Paranormal Activity?)
Show more of the details in her research about telekinesys
In the book, Carrie’s rage doesn’t stop at the Prom in continues through town
What to keep:
The climax and the ending, just make them a little scarier
The religious overtones and undertones
The part with the kid getting launched off the bike
Christine
Directed by John Carpenter and adapted from another Stephen King novel of the same name this, film was released in1983. A socially awkward high school kid comes into his own when he buys a 1958 Plymouth Fury. It turns out the car is possessed and very possessive of him. It’s jealous of his girlfriend and protects him from anyone he encounters. There were some significant changes to the story from the book to the movie, but it’s a classic.
What to improve:
Just make minor updates for modern day life
The action
Some of the antagonist just seem like your after school special high school bullies, give them an update too.
What to keep:
I’m on the fence about the car. Any car worth restoring should work, as long as it doesn’t remind anyone of The Fast and the Furious.
The scenes where the car repairs itself (“Are you in good hands?”)
Firestarter
Drew Barrymore plays Charlie; a little girl on the run from the government with her father. Her mom had telekinetic powers and her father has autohypnotic mind domination abilities; basically he can make you see and do whatever he wants. As a result, Charlie has a few abilities of her own (reference the movie title), but because she’s a little girl, she doesn’t have them under control just yet. The government, as usual, wants to harness her strength and use them for their own exploits. Apparently, Stephen King sold out in the late 70’s and early 80’s because this was another one of his novels. The movie was released in 1984. As far as an update, I thought Dakota Fanning would have been a good candidate, but I think she may be a little too old now. To help avoid cheese and bad acting, maybe they could change the age of the child in the story, but who knows?
What to improve:
The special effects were pretty good (how can you screw up fire?)
The action
Considering the government element in the movie, update the story to a modern, post 9/11 America
What to keep:
Stephen King fan or not, I think the story is great
Tweak the effects a little, but keep the ending the same
Ghost Story
I saw this as a kid and I’ve wanted an update for years. Based on a book by Peter Straub, it was released in 1981. Four successful men have hidden a secret for 50 years and now that secret has come back to haunt them. It’s a great supernatural revenge tale and I’m surprised it hasn’t been remade by now. It has both the jump scares, as well as the slow creep and dread of a good horror movie.
What to improve:
Action
Special effects
What to keep:
The story should only be updated for modern times or make it a period piece somewhat.
Phantasm
I love both the original released in 1979 and the second installment (1988) to this franchise. There was a third and fourth film, but I’ve only seen parts of the third. Rumors of either another sequel or a reboot have surfaced, but I haven’t read much about it lately. The guys behind the films intended them to be cult/B-movies and they succeeded. The antagonist, The Tall Man who is played by Angus Scrimm, kills entire small towns, robs graves and converts the recently deceased into killer dwarfs for slave labor and hunting the living. One of my favorites are the flying orbs that monitor the halls of whatever funeral home is being plundered. The protagonists make weapons hunt and hunters and drive a 1971 HemiCuda. It’s great.
What to improve:
Keep as much of the cast as you can, but if you have to replace people do it with respect for the franchise and do non-cheesy cameos
Update the special effects, make the dwarfs scarier
Update the action
What to keep:
The story is an original idea that could be updated quite well
The orbs could get a great update with today’s technology
The 1971 Hemicuda
The Wraith
The Wraith was a great B-Movie and revenge tale. It was set to a supernatural backdrop, with street racing as the catalyst for payback. The original was released in 1986 starring Charlie Sheen as the victim of a brutal murder, who comes back for revenge. He drives a 1984 concept car; the Dodge M4S. It’s like The Fast and the Furious meets The Ring.
What to improve:
The action
The cars (give the protagonist a helmet like the Stig and a bad ass 6-speed, turbo, V8, AWD, shit kicker with drug dealer window tint)
What to keep:
The story is simple, but it works well.
If anyone has input and suggestions please feel free to post here or message me.
I’m spent for now,
m34nstr34k
"Look ma' two balls, two hands"
Peter Clay Carroll, 58, of Southern California, passed away peacefully from his head coaching position the morning of Sunday, January 11, 2010. Mr. Carroll was surrounded by lots of friends, family, grad students, and microphones. “Pete” as his friends liked to call him was born on September 15, 1951, in San Francisco, California (gay) to Jim and Rita Carroll.
"No way dude"
Jim and Rita instilled a great sense of stretching the truth and altering his report cards to get places. Pete would often find himself working in his father’s machine shop crafting lies, agents rental properties, and Heisman Trophy Replicas. Pete attended Redwood High School. The 110 pound incoming freshman was often teased because of his name Peter which is slang for penis. “Chin up”, his neighborhood priest would always say. Pete took this advice to his Eagle Scout meetings where he mentored several youths. Pete started the Scout Buddy System, Call the Counselor Program, Show Your Stuff Talent Show, I’m Gonna Tie You Up for Success Self Esteem Builder, which led to one of his greatest achievements, The San Francisco Deaf and Blind Boys Secrets Club.
"This one stinks, can we get one that doesn't smell like cat piss?"
After earning his Eagle Scout badge, Pete was forced to give it back, because local authorities discovered Pete had done things with their skin. Pete looked for wisdom in this tough time and remembered his Scoutmaster’s advice, “Pete always deny stuff”. And deny he did. Pete graduated from college from some place with a shitty football program, coached football at some other places and was lucky enough land back in Southern California. There he recruited some guys, won some stuff, and then recruited more guys. These guys often received lots of money, cars, rental properties, Heisman Trophies, pussy, more money and gift bags. These gift bags contained burlap sacks with dollar signs painted on them. No one can confirm what was in the sacks.
Pete also was on ESPN with a bunch of fucked up cripple kids that had sad stories. Pete had them at a few practices and games, then sent them to their deathbeds. Young Robbie Robberson a 7 year old paraplegic, retarded, gay, club footed dwarf had only words of praise for coach Carroll. He drooled and shouted, “Uhhhh uhhh you owwww uhhh owww uhhh” Coach Pete responded, “What the fuck did that paraplegic, retarded, gay, club footed dwarf say”? Pete went on to say “Oh I get it, it’s like one of those hip hop rap sayings, Uhhhh uhhh you owwww uhhh owww uhhh to you to Robbie” Robbie’s dying wish was inaudible, but Pete knew deep down in his heart that Robbie would love more than anything to not die, and to call the last play in the Notre Dame game. Pete said, “we called Bush Push left”. “We don’t know if it is within the rules, but who gives a fuck, Robbie Roberson didn’t subscribe to the rule book because he couldn’t read”.
Pete’s coaching career is preceded in death by storied programs like the 1978 Iowa State season, 90-94 NY Jets, parents Jim and Rita, and brother Shamus Carroll. He is survived by his wife of 25 years, Glena. Together they have three children, oldest son Brennan, middle daughter Jaime, and youngest son Nathan. Pete leaves behind a struggling graduate student, numerous agents, cheerleaders, Robbie Robberson, nieces and nephews and a host of friends.
The family will receive friends from 5:00pm until 8:00pm Friday, January 15th, at the Rose Bowl. The Funeral Service will be at 10:00am Saturday, January 16th, at Our Lady of Perpetual Lies Miseries and Wrongdoings, located at 12450 Fistington Boulevard, San Francisco, CA. Interment will follow at Qwest Field in Seattle, Washington.
In lieu of usual remembrances, the family suggests contributions to http://www.camppete.com/ (seriously click on this fucker it is hilarious and gay), a multi-player online game where inner city prey can learn to play “hush hush” in a virtual environment of inner cities populated by predators and white Chevrolet vans that don’t have windows, all whjile under the guise of playing online football like a star! A small fraction of the proceeds from your contributions will go to support A Better LA. A large portion will go towards any impending legal troubles faced by the Carroll family.
"So let me get this straight, this thing will trick them into thinking I'm a Power Ranger, and then they will let down their guard and then I can establish trust by placing my hand on their shoulders and legs? Right?"
See you later gray pubes! You can learn more about Pete Carroll at www.USC.org/ncaa.violationS\tainted_national_co-championship/J-E-T-S.colon.reggiebush’sparentsrenthouse_legit.PAC-10titles/grad-student-affair/lastplaceineveryNFLcategory.com
"Yeah I do situps, big fucking deal"
View This PollSo this is the first time I’ve ever done anything like this and this will be interesting. If you are a prude, or not secure in your sexuality then you should probably not be reading this……. This is just mainly a vent about the things I think men do wrong in bed. Okay correct me if I’m wrong but the last time I checked sucking on a vagina does not! I repeat! DOES NOT FELL GOOD! Guys, I’m gonna give you a little tip ok? Think of this the next time your going down on your chick. You suck a lollipop aka dick, you lick an ice cream cone aka vagina. So next time you get confused think of that image in your head. Also this nonsense of using your tongue like a mini penis, no bueno! You want to penetrate me, use your finger, or your dick. Quit trying to shove your head and face into my vaginal cavity. It doesn’t feel good and me squirming is not me writhing with pleasure, it’s me trying to get away. Your giving me road rash down there and pissing me off just a little bit. That is why I think women are so much better at eating out. We know what we want and we don’t do those things unless specifically asked. So guys ease up! Lick gently and focus on the clitoris and roll your tongue from the back to the front, while lightly flicking your tongue over the hood of the clitoris then focus on it for a hot minute then go back to the rolling from the back to the front. Thank you!
The United States Junior team celebrates their 6-5 gold medal victory over Canada
The United States Junior hockey team ended Canada’s gold medal streak at five yesterday, in what was a thrilling 6-5 overtime victory. Many factors were at play in this emotional, back-and-forth game that provided a plethora of excitement at each end of the ice. Neither of the starting goalies appeared to be ready to deal with the pressure, and the U.S. made the first move to pull their starter, Mike Lee, after his third goal allowed. Canadian coach Willie Desjardins allowed Jake Allen to die between the pipes for Canada, in a game where his focus clearly wasn’t sharp. Multiple American goals were on shots that should have been routine saves if Allen was in proper position. In fact, Allen played so poorly that his junior team in the QMJHL has literally traded him from their roster. An unconfirmed report noted that a high-ranking team official for the Montreal Juniors, Allen’s former team, was overheard saying, “we don’t want to have Canada’s national embarassment playing for us every night. No way. Frankly, he was tough to trade… Luckily Drummondville stepped up and offered us a 10-pack of new sticks and a neat little bag to hold our pucks. That will be really convenient after a practice!”
Team Canada head coach Willie Desjardins: traitor to our country?
However, we here at DKM did some digging, and it appears that the loss can’t be put solely on Allen’s shoulders, as there may have been more at play here. Two pressing questions emerged in the wake of the game: 1) Why did Canadian head coach Willie Desjardins leave Allen in the game long after it became evident that the kid wasn’t on? 2) How did the Americans know that Allen would fall to his knees like a two-dollar whore every time they shot, enabling goals upstairs like there was no tomorrow? Well, we have the answer.
Coach Willie was out the previous night eating ice cream with one of the American players mothers, undoubtedly spilling secrets that she revealed to the American squad before the game. Before the game, Desjardins players confronted him about “eating ice cream with the American chick” one night before the biggest game of their young careers. This isn’t the first time a coach has been discovered by his team taking a babe out from the opposing team the night before a big game.
Coach Gordon Bombay (right), and the Iceland chick
At the 1994 Junior Goodwill Games, Team U.S.A. coach Gordon Bombay lost the respect of his locker room when he was spotted with the trainer for Iceland’s team the night before a big game. Fans everywhere were shocked by Bombay’s reprehensible actions, and his team was soundly squashed by Iceland the following day. However, the times have clearly changed as the Canadian junior team was able to come out and put aside the distractions to pull off a stirring performance that almost resulted in victory. Some players refused to comment, and Allen was clearly not trying as a means of protest against Desjardins’ actions. However, the majority of the team didn’t seem to mind at all. Forward Jordan Eberle, a Canadian junior hero with 14 career goals in the tournament, said that “I have nothing against Coach D. He’s just a squirrel lookin’ for a nut man.”
Grizzled teen Ryan Ellis was in support of Coach Desjardins actions
Defenceman Ryan Ellis, who plays for the OHL’s Windsor Spitfires was even more elaborate. “Frankly, I’m used to this kinda stuff,” Ellis stated. “Coach Boogs (Windor head coach Bob Boughner) and Uncle Grandpa Warren (Windsor GM Warren Rychel) are danglin’ broads all the time. Seriously, after the Memorial Cup last year, they had a kegger at Boogs’ house. It was wall-to-wall pussy. Rychel was hittin’ shit all night, it was unbelievable. Some of the younger guys were flustered and didn’t really know how to react. I sure as hell dove right in. I’ve never seen so much young vag in my life, and unless we win the Mem Cup again this year, I probably never will again.” Fellow Spitfire and Team Canada teammate Taylor Hall shared Ellis’ sentiments. Hall said, “Yeah, I was one of the younger guys who was a little timid last year because of my age and my Mr. Ed face, but I’m motivated as hell to win the Pussyfest 2010… I mean, the Memorial Cup, again this year, so I can fully take advantage of it.” As word spread about Boughner’s motivational tactics, junior players across Canada were petitioning that he be named the head coach of next years’ squad. Brayden Schenn, who has one more year of eligibility for the Canadian team, said “I think Boughner would be a good choice. Coach Desjardins was looking out for pussy for himself, but I hear Boughner spreads the love. I want in on that.”
Oh and let’s not forget the wonderful example she set for all the little girls, pole dancing the the Teen Choice Awards. No you heard it right, not the Adult Video News awards… Teen Choice Awards!
